"The flavors just explode in your mouth!"

Context: Food Network, customer reviewing the Bloomin' Onion at Outback

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"Gusher or dry hole?"

Context: Have no clue

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"Meaty deliciousness!"

Context: Mar?

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"If you eat it right, you'll have lots of spots on your shirt."

Context: BBQ

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"I saw kids doing it. It was the coolest thing in the world and I wanted to do it too."

Context: Marglmarglmargl

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"It was about this wide. Basically an appropriate width for its length."

Context: Forgot

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"If you go down there, sometimes you can find something that's not really that bad, like it's all pretty tasty, depends on if it's worth the price."

Context: Restaurant.

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"I pulled it out and it just started gushing. I was like 'REALLY?!'"

Context: uh?

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"It really made my tongue happy and kept me thirsting for more."

Context: Dunno

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"Opens wide for great taste.

Context: Beer can

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"Says 2 slots oughta be empty at all times, so 2 slots need to be empty!"

Context: Mar

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"I told you it was too big to fit in my mouth, Boss."
"It is always better to do it together than by yourself."
"I've done it both ways, sooooo...."

Context: Whiteboard at the plant

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"The area and amount of protein in contact changes depending on how much is held inside the hand."

Context: Taco Bell food prep machines

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"We only do hard woods."

Context: Flooring company

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"My mouth's burning right now."

Context: Peppers?

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Sorry, kept forgetting to post those. That's weeks of twss's

Also, I'm really looking forward to going back to Ithaca and not having shit to do! Taya/Zeke and I will have fun, although I'm sure it's weird as fuck.

On a beer-related note, these Midwesterners can make decent beer. Not talking about Budweiser (St. Louis), St. Louis has a few good brews (Morgan Street Brewery, Schlafly) and Kansas City has at least one (Boulevard)