Friday, November 27, 2009

My sister: "I just want to touch one of the balls"

**sister plays with a ball**

My sister: "Hey! Stop coming out!"


Context: You know one of those shower gels with beads in them? That's what she was playing with.
dad's gf - "how long do you think this is?"
dad - "about 8 inches?"

context: i have no idea, they were in the hallway outside kitchen and she was on her way out.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"You can do it hard and fast without it hurting me"

Context: My friend Melanie talking to someone she salsa danced with about leading.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Hooking up isn't that hard - I don't think we need to be there telling them where to put things.

Context: setting up a filling machine

Sunday, November 8, 2009

"Does it sound tasty and delicious? Do you want to eat it?"

Context: Burger's Vortex

Thursday, November 5, 2009

"Texture and mouthfeel are important factors."

Context: Hamburgers