Saturday, February 27, 2010

"There is no way to stop his penetration...when he switches his gears like that."

context: bball commentor. cornell vs. penn

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"This is way too hot to taste good, but I want to put it in my mouth"

Context: Fresh pretzels

Friday, February 12, 2010

"Measures 6" long. Batteries not included."

Context: http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=SNOOPVIBHOUSEG

Yes, that's right, I can ruin Peanuts
"This is where you drill the hole."

Context: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-A-Lego-Block-Keychain/step2/Placing-of-The-Drill-Hole/

Friday, February 5, 2010

"Bendable and lots of fun wherever fun is needed!"

Context: Action figures

Thursday, February 4, 2010

"I really can put this all inside, it is very surprising!"

Context: Whole pan of food, one tupperware box