*friend is throwing gusher snacks in the air and catching them with his mouth. Said friend then tries with an oreo cookie, but fails*

Me: "That would've been impressive if you could've gotten the whole thing in your mouth that easily...like a Catholic schoolgirl."

More Cube-eavesdropping

"You just keep sucking until it drips"

Context: Priming a pump

Cube-eavesdropping

"I don't know about fun, it was just long and exhausting."

Context - person on the other side of the cube wall talking about...don't know, doesn't matter.

"It feels cold and sticky and it's hard to get off."

Context: one of the lovely ladies in the Hooters 14th Annual Swimsuit Pageant answering the question "what does it feel like?" about the butt glue that they use to make sure their swimsuits don't ride up.

"I just accepted it down my throat."

Context: How to quickly eat gummi bears. The kid walked away in quiet shame after this sentence amid uproarious laughter.

Classmate: *after 2 consecutive that's what she saids* "I just expect it every time I open my mouth now."

I messed up the 3rd quote in the last post. Apparently, it was actually:

"I didn't mind it so much in my mouth, but it really burned when it got in my eye."

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"It wasn't quite hard enough, but at least it was straight."

Context: Throwing a pipe like a javelin

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"If it was as hard as it was supposed to be, it would've gone in your head."

Context: Same pipe and javelin-ing