"Last time I played I had a 60-year old guy standing behind me holding my stick teaching me how."

Context: Preetims talking about her past pool experiences at Carly's house.

"...now you no longer have to sit by the window to take it all in"

Context: A radio commercial about a newly renovated restaurant with an apparently nice view.

i fail to see whats wrong with that picture :)

why that picture. srsly. lol.

"The hard is what makes it great."

Context: Someone at work quoting Tom Hanks

"Can I touch you? Can I stick my finger in you?"

Context: My sister trying to figure out if Anti-Valentine (my angry Betta) would bite her if she sticks her finger in the water. I don't know why she was talking to him.

"What's your favorite part of the show?"
"When I shove long hard things down my throat."

Context: Question was asked to a sword swallower from the freak show at a carnival.

"Everyone's doing that orally!"
"You and me have never done that orally..."

Context: I think this was about work performance reviews...I don't remember, I couldn't text this earlier since this was my boss' boss (I think) and was surrounded by my boss friend/coworker

"Size-wise, we need the biggest we can get"

"It can only suck what it can suck"

"She said, the bigger the better"

Context: work stuff

"Sometimes size matters, and this thing is huge. And handles like a dream."

Context: Forza Motorsport 3 preview.

With hands gesturing at the crotchular area:
"It was about this long *length gesture* and this thick *circumference gesture*. But the best part was it was completely full of cream!"

Context: Diana's mom describing a cannoli.