*friend is throwing gusher snacks in the air and catching them with his mouth. Said friend then tries with an oreo cookie, but fails*

Me: "That would've been impressive if you could've gotten the whole thing in your mouth that easily...like a Catholic schoolgirl."

More Cube-eavesdropping

"You just keep sucking until it drips"

Context: Priming a pump

Cube-eavesdropping

"I don't know about fun, it was just long and exhausting."

Context - person on the other side of the cube wall talking about...don't know, doesn't matter.

"It feels cold and sticky and it's hard to get off."

Context: one of the lovely ladies in the Hooters 14th Annual Swimsuit Pageant answering the question "what does it feel like?" about the butt glue that they use to make sure their swimsuits don't ride up.

"I just accepted it down my throat."

Context: How to quickly eat gummi bears. The kid walked away in quiet shame after this sentence amid uproarious laughter.

Classmate: *after 2 consecutive that's what she saids* "I just expect it every time I open my mouth now."

I messed up the 3rd quote in the last post. Apparently, it was actually:

"I didn't mind it so much in my mouth, but it really burned when it got in my eye."

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"It wasn't quite hard enough, but at least it was straight."

Context: Throwing a pipe like a javelin

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"If it was as hard as it was supposed to be, it would've gone in your head."

Context: Same pipe and javelin-ing

Girl: "It was too hard to blow."
Me: "hehehe."
Girl: "....Aaron...shut up...*back to topic* It was just too floppy."

Context: Bubble blowing wand

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Same girl as above: "It's done when it's limp."

Context: Clumps of mushrooms in hot pot

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Stan2: "I didn't mind the flavor, I just really hated the burn it gave me when it got in my eye."

Context: Hot sauce. No, not that kind.

"There is no way to stop his penetration...when he switches his gears like that."

context: bball commentor. cornell vs. penn

"This is way too hot to taste good, but I want to put it in my mouth"

Context: Fresh pretzels

"Measures 6" long. Batteries not included."

Context: http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=SNOOPVIBHOUSEG

Yes, that's right, I can ruin Peanuts

"This is where you drill the hole."

Context: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-A-Lego-Block-Keychain/step2/Placing-of-The-Drill-Hole/

"Bendable and lots of fun wherever fun is needed!"

Context: Action figures

"I really can put this all inside, it is very surprising!"

Context: Whole pan of food, one tupperware box

Roommate 1: "Is it tight?"
Roommate 2: "It's tight at the beginning, but you get used to it and it turns into a nice, comfortable squeeze."

Context: Accelerator pedal of my roommate's (#2, the CarrieLinLin) new car.

Also, at the house, I have a "No TWSS" policy because my roommates are fobs...and they give me material to use like literally every 30 seconds. But this one was too tempting not to use.

Aaaand, I'm corrupting them. One of them asked me "what's so funny" after she said a TWSS when we were at a bar with friends and the other said "IIIII KNOW!"

"Better yet, it tastes great, and it goes down easy."

Context: Description of this protein powder I'm thinking of buying.

"You want it big, but small enough to fit in your mouth. Then again, I can accommodate ..."

Context: Cooking show talking about how to cut up watermelon to the correct size pieces.

"Some truck spilled some liquid on me...it was white and creamy....." - Emicly

Context: doesn't matter.

"your legs are apart and you go down" -Shpang about skiing

"No matter what you say, at the end of the day, I still get it in."

Context: No clue, showed up in my Facebook feed

"Just because it was painful doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it"

Context: The spiciness of my chili

Followed immediately by: "You have a blog for this kind of stuff? How many times have I been written on it?!?"

More Like a TWHS

"I don't do this often enough I don't even remember how to put it in there."

Context: Ella. on tax-filing software computer stuff.

"Forward, backward, forward, backward, forwar-there, that's it, that's the spot!"

Context: Parallel parking in front of a bar we were at