I messed up the 3rd quote in the last post. Apparently, it was actually:

"I didn't mind it so much in my mouth, but it really burned when it got in my eye."

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"It wasn't quite hard enough, but at least it was straight."

Context: Throwing a pipe like a javelin

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"If it was as hard as it was supposed to be, it would've gone in your head."

Context: Same pipe and javelin-ing