Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Classmate: *after 2 consecutive that's what she saids* "I just expect it every time I open my mouth now."

Monday, March 29, 2010

I messed up the 3rd quote in the last post. Apparently, it was actually:

"I didn't mind it so much in my mouth, but it really burned when it got in my eye."

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"It wasn't quite hard enough, but at least it was straight."

Context: Throwing a pipe like a javelin

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"If it was as hard as it was supposed to be, it would've gone in your head."

Context: Same pipe and javelin-ing

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Girl: "It was too hard to blow."
Me: "hehehe."
Girl: "....Aaron...shut up...*back to topic* It was just too floppy."

Context: Bubble blowing wand

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Same girl as above: "It's done when it's limp."

Context: Clumps of mushrooms in hot pot

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Stan2: "I didn't mind the flavor, I just really hated the burn it gave me when it got in my eye."

Context: Hot sauce. No, not that kind.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Saturday, February 27, 2010

"There is no way to stop his penetration...when he switches his gears like that."

context: bball commentor. cornell vs. penn

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"This is way too hot to taste good, but I want to put it in my mouth"

Context: Fresh pretzels

Friday, February 12, 2010

"Measures 6" long. Batteries not included."

Context: http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=SNOOPVIBHOUSEG

Yes, that's right, I can ruin Peanuts