"your legs are apart and you go down" -Shpang about skiing

"No matter what you say, at the end of the day, I still get it in."

Context: No clue, showed up in my Facebook feed

"Just because it was painful doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it"

Context: The spiciness of my chili

Followed immediately by: "You have a blog for this kind of stuff? How many times have I been written on it?!?"

More Like a TWHS

"I don't do this often enough I don't even remember how to put it in there."

Context: Ella. on tax-filing software computer stuff.

"Forward, backward, forward, backward, forwar-there, that's it, that's the spot!"

Context: Parallel parking in front of a bar we were at

"OMG! STOP GOING DOWN ON ME!"

Remember the episode back in Season 3 when Jan was taking about Michael Scott in the conference room and she caught herself saying "that's what she said"? That's exactly what I did. **sigh**

Anyways, what happened was, I was taking a sample on my xray machine, and I have to align the sample at the appropriate x, y, and z directions. So I was bringing the sample downward, and then I hit "x" to try to bring it across. However, the platform kept doing down, so...umm...yeah.

"I love this taste in my mouth, and I would love more for dessert!"

Context: Iron Chef