Girl: "It was too hard to blow."
Me: "hehehe."
Girl: "....Aaron...shut up...*back to topic* It was just too floppy."

Context: Bubble blowing wand

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Same girl as above: "It's done when it's limp."

Context: Clumps of mushrooms in hot pot

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Stan2: "I didn't mind the flavor, I just really hated the burn it gave me when it got in my eye."

Context: Hot sauce. No, not that kind.

"There is no way to stop his penetration...when he switches his gears like that."

context: bball commentor. cornell vs. penn

"This is way too hot to taste good, but I want to put it in my mouth"

Context: Fresh pretzels

"Measures 6" long. Batteries not included."

Context: http://secure.giantrobot.com/products.php?code=SNOOPVIBHOUSEG

Yes, that's right, I can ruin Peanuts

"This is where you drill the hole."

Context: http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Make-A-Lego-Block-Keychain/step2/Placing-of-The-Drill-Hole/

"Bendable and lots of fun wherever fun is needed!"

Context: Action figures