Roommate 1: "Is it tight?"
Roommate 2: "It's tight at the beginning, but you get used to it and it turns into a nice, comfortable squeeze."

Context: Accelerator pedal of my roommate's (#2, the CarrieLinLin) new car.

Also, at the house, I have a "No TWSS" policy because my roommates are fobs...and they give me material to use like literally every 30 seconds. But this one was too tempting not to use.

Aaaand, I'm corrupting them. One of them asked me "what's so funny" after she said a TWSS when we were at a bar with friends and the other said "IIIII KNOW!"

"Better yet, it tastes great, and it goes down easy."

Context: Description of this protein powder I'm thinking of buying.

"You want it big, but small enough to fit in your mouth. Then again, I can accommodate ..."

Context: Cooking show talking about how to cut up watermelon to the correct size pieces.

"Some truck spilled some liquid on me...it was white and creamy....." - Emicly

Context: doesn't matter.

"your legs are apart and you go down" -Shpang about skiing

"No matter what you say, at the end of the day, I still get it in."

Context: No clue, showed up in my Facebook feed

"Just because it was painful doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it"

Context: The spiciness of my chili

Followed immediately by: "You have a blog for this kind of stuff? How many times have I been written on it?!?"

More Like a TWHS

"I don't do this often enough I don't even remember how to put it in there."

Context: Ella. on tax-filing software computer stuff.

"Forward, backward, forward, backward, forwar-there, that's it, that's the spot!"

Context: Parallel parking in front of a bar we were at